Run Away Bluejay

comehere-letmeholdyou:

fit-state-of-mind:

tillyouandiseethesun:

this isn’t even a problem

This is how I envision hogwarts homework being done

I want an owl so badly

edens-blog:

heartbeatofatimelord:

physcoaustin:

tardisol:

IF YOU HAD ROOM WITH ABSOLUTELY NOTHING IN IT AND THE WALLS CEILING AND FLOOR WERE MADE OF MIRROR WHAT WOULD IT LOOK LIKE IN THE MIRRORS

No.

Holy shit I asked my dad who’s a physics teacher and he just looked at me, looked at the table, looked at me, tried not to smile, looked angry, and started to look up where you can buy big mirrors.

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this is an actual room of mirrors.

as you can see, it leads to glitches in the matrix

ask-curtisrx:

gallade-x-treme:

zeldaisawesomeness:

it’s almost time

IT IS AUGUST

ask-curtisrx:

gallade-x-treme:

zeldaisawesomeness:

it’s almost time

IT IS AUGUST

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kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

kite117:

And I would have gotten away with it too if it weren’t for you meddling kids and your talking dog

From the Archives: TSK: Cranquis’ Criteria for Revocation of Parental License, #64

cranquis:

cranquis:

Inability to suction the snot out of your 12-month-old daughter’s mucus-plugged nostrils because “it’s gross, and she doesn’t like it.”

(Corollary: Inability to use a rectal thermometer.)

Clarification: I’m referring to the inability to use of one of these simple devices —

On the other hand, I can’t fault anyone who gets grossed out by THIS rig —

(Quite a few parents have told me that it works really well, but still…)

artemuscainpotato:

thehomestuckwhovian:

Anybody else remember this episode? In it, a female villain called Femme Fatale is stealing millions of dollars in Susan B. Anthony coins. Naturally, the Powerpuff Girls go to stop her. She then convinces them that men are all horrible because female superheroes aren’t as well known as male superheroes, even asking Blossom to name some to where her only answer is Wonder Woman.

They start acting bitter, refusing to do chores when the Professor asks and even telling the Mayor to save the town himself. Ms. Bellum and Ms. Keane talk to the girls and basically explain that being mean to guys won’t do anything and that isn’t the kind of message feminists should put out.

They proceed to beat up Femme Fatale while giving her a history lesson about Susan B. Anthony, the story where she voted and was found guilty because women couldn’t vote back then, but when the judge wanted to let her off easily because she was a woman, she forced them to take her to jail. The girls handle her and the lesson is that misandry will not stop misogny and we all should just respect each other.

And it fell on Tumblr’s deaf ears.

shorten:

"how are you feeling?"

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bakeddd:

halloween pumpkin surprise cake

foodopia:

Pumpkin Coffee Cake Doughnuts with Brown Butter Glaze
do-not-touch-my-food:

Chocolate Turtle Pumpkin Torte
jawnpalace:

omg that was beautiful

jawnpalace:

omg that was beautiful